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Posts tagged: stupid brain

  • me:

    if i could turn back time, i'd go back to my previous life.

  • brain:

    that's not how it works. and you weren't happy then, either.

  • me:

    i think i was. happier, anyways.

  • brain:

    until you died.

  • me:

    dying is easy. it's living that scares me.

  • me:

    if i was fifteen i would have already designed myself a tattoo, and drawn it on with Sharpie, and i'd be unconcerned with the reactions of family members.

  • brain:

    if you were fifteen you wouldn't be in this scenario at all.

  • me:

    ...

  • brain:

    and you would have started drawing it, had an anxiety attack, tried to wash it off, and worn long-sleeve shirts for a week.

  • me:

    you don't know me.

  • me:

    i just want somebody to listen to my problems and show a little sympathy for a while. even if they're faking it.

  • brain:

    but you already have someone who does that. kind of.

  • me:

    yeah, so what do they call it when you wish for something you've already got, because what you've got isn't.. quite.. the way you want it?

  • brain:

    idiocy?

  • me:

    no, that's not it.

  • brain:

    greed?

  • me:

    yeah.

  • brain:

    selfishness? conceit? being a diva? an unjust and thoroughly inappropriate sense of superiority and entitlement?

  • me:

    you can stop anytime.

  • rational self:

    hey. you should probably stop mooning over fictional characters, celebrities, and Internet people you find attractive, and focus on fixing the actual messed-up relationship in which you happen to be.

  • me:

    sigh. you're such a DRAG.